What Do You Call A Potato Who Reads The News?

We live in a world that’s growing ever darker. Threats of war, climate change, inflation, and poverty are among the issues being faced by many. We all need a little bit of levity in our lives. 

Puns and jokes can bring a smile to people’s faces. One such pun is ‘What do you call a potato who reads the news?‘ A Common Tater! Check out this article for some more puns to share with your friends and family!

Some Fun Puns (and their Answers)

  • Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something!
  • Why was the cross-eyed teacher upset? He couldn’t control his pupils!
  • Why do plants hate math? Because it gives them square roots.
  • Did you know that old algebra teachers never die? They just lose some of their functions.
  • How do you console an English teacher? Their, they’re, there.
  • I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
  • Did you know that the first french fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece!
  • Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It is very time-consuming!
  • How did the physicist achieve his goal? By keeping his ion the prize!
  • How did you make an eggroll? Just give it a push.
  • Why doesn’t the gardener like trees? He finds them shady!
  • Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up? It was two-tired.
  • Why don’t sailors know the alphabet? Because they keep getting lost at C.
  • Making mirrors is a job I can really see myself doing
  • I was going to tell you a pizza joke, but it’s too cheesy.
  • What do you call a gator in a suit and tie? An investigator.
  • Why couldn’t the pony sing in the choir? He was a little horse.
  • Sign language is a must to know. It is quite handy.

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