We live in a world that’s growing ever darker. Threats of war, climate change, inflation, and poverty are among the issues being faced by many. We all need a little bit of levity in our lives.
Puns and jokes can bring a smile to people’s faces. One such pun is ‘What do you call a potato who reads the news?‘ A Common Tater! Check out this article for some more puns to share with your friends and family!
Some Fun Puns (and their Answers)
- Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something!
- Why was the cross-eyed teacher upset? He couldn’t control his pupils!
- Why do plants hate math? Because it gives them square roots.
- Did you know that old algebra teachers never die? They just lose some of their functions.
- How do you console an English teacher? Their, they’re, there.
- I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
- Did you know that the first french fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece!
- Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It is very time-consuming!
- How did the physicist achieve his goal? By keeping his ion the prize!
- How did you make an eggroll? Just give it a push.
- Why doesn’t the gardener like trees? He finds them shady!
- Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up? It was two-tired.
- Why don’t sailors know the alphabet? Because they keep getting lost at C.
- Making mirrors is a job I can really see myself doing
- I was going to tell you a pizza joke, but it’s too cheesy.
- What do you call a gator in a suit and tie? An investigator.
- Why couldn’t the pony sing in the choir? He was a little horse.
- Sign language is a must to know. It is quite handy.